Toddlers are so random

This morning as I was "working" on the computer, aka playing on my farm in Farm Town, my 2 year old saunters up to me, her little lips pressed together with one eyebrow up. I wasn't sure what she wanted as she, like any kid, can be so random. I expected her to ask for a snack or ask for juice and this is what I get...

Lily: Momma, I'm purple cause of the bugs is bugging me. (keep in mind, she's two...lol)


Me: You're purple? Where? What bugs?


Lily: *knods* That's why I need coffee, 'cause they is surrounding me momma.


Me: And coffee will help this?


Lily: *knods again with a smile* yeah, so can I have some coffee?


Me: No, 2 year olds don't drink coffee.


Lily: Yes I do





You have to wonder how she connects thing in her cute little head...first off there weren't any bugs and second..I wasn't drinking coffee...So random.

Of course we are talking about someone who thinks that she is stylin' for walmart dressed like this...

Tho only thing you can't see in this picture is that she is also wearing a multi-colored necklace around her waist and that the princess shoes she is wearing never match...she has to have 2 different princesses on at the same time.